valentine day 2017 Jokes, gossips, humors

valentine day Jokes 2017, gossips, chaffer, humor

every year, on 14th Feb many people in the world exchange the gifts, candies, and cards with their special “Valentines”. A romance holiday on this day called Valentine day. the day of romance is named for a Christian martyr and dates back to the 5th century. it has origins in the roman holiday Lupercalia. valentine day jokes can make your soulmate/lover happy. many laughter can be share on this memorable occasion.

valentine's day 2017

Valentine’s day Jokes, gossips with Question Answers. One-Liners to make singles:

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it’s all heart.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Valentine day very funny jokes:

valentine day jokes between couples

On this day, the couples share many jokes with each other. They want to make the moments valuable, and memorable. Here are some jokes to sahre with your valentine.


Why Should you never breakup with a goalie?

Because, he’s a keeper.


Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Girl: Yes, 14th Feb.

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
Ans: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q:  If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Ans: Antelope.

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
What do single people call Valentine’s Day?

Happy Independance Day

Every couple on this day tries to impress his/her lover and also propose to the soulmates.

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